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The Big Dick Bandit

Athletic, easy going, hard working. The nicest asshole you'll ever meet ;). Dependable, trustworthy, truthful, and very good looking, too!

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STD Specifics

I am living withHSV II

Public Sex preferences

Favorite public sex places:Right in the middle of the busiest restaurant.
The riskiest place I've had a sexual encounter:In jail with a guard, who was only a few years older than me.

Also, over at a friend's house, in the hot tub, with her two friends, one sitting on my face and the other getting fingered while I fucked the brains out of their friend. Then they switched places!! Great night!!

Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageAmerican
BuildAthletic / toned
Height178 cm
Eye ColorHazel
Hair ColorDark brown
Hair LengthShort
Facial HairGoatee
Best featureSmile
Body ArtInked all over, Pierced... but only ear(s), Scarred, Strategically placed tattoo, Visible tattoo
Health ConditionGenital Herpes
Endowment (length)Long
Endowment (width)Thick
CircumcisedYes
My AttractivenessVery attractive

Situation

Relationship StatusIn a relationship
Has childrenThree or more
Wants kidsYes
Housing SituationIt gets a bit crazy sometimes
Living ArrangementsWith roomate(s)
AvailabilityAnytime / Anyplace
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationHigh school Diploma - GED or equivalent
SpecialtyConstruction / Craftsman
Employment StatusFull-time
Annual incomeup to $25,000
Job TitleForeman

Looking For

I prefer:Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Spontaneity, Money, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfulness
My perfect matchA total GILF!
Our first datePlaying billiards and laughing.

Fetishes

FetishesHigh Heels, Lace / Lingerie, Pantyhose / Stockings, Piercings, Shoes / Boots, Voyeurism, Other

Sexual Activities

I enjoy sex:At least once a day
Sex isAwesome but not a priority
Most partners at once:Group sex with swapping
Dirty talkDepends on my mood
Night life:Night clubs, Strip clubs, Raves, Regular Bars

Sexual Interests

CybersexEvery once in a while
Oral Sex isIt's OK, but I prefer penetration
Anal sex isGives me the best orgasms
Sex toys:Anal beads, Butt plugs/probes, Clitoral stimulator, Cock ring, Dildos/Vibrators, Pocket pussy, Vibrating eggs/bullets, Vibrating panties
Size matterSometimes, depends on the person
"Off Limits":I explore a woman's body like Dora the Explorer, I don't do gay shit and I don't respect whores.

Sexual Fantasies

Sexual fantasyI would like to find a nice elderly woman who puts her will in my name because she loves me so much and the first time I fuck her, I rock her world so hard she dies of happiness and I'm rich in a week!
Fantasy locationAirplane, Train, Moving car, At a park, Dark alley, Bleachers of a stadium, Kitchen, Elevator, Hotel/motel, Swimming pool, Hot tub, Movie theatre, Parents house, Dressing room, On the beach, My office, In a church, Library, In a taxi cab, Public bathroom, Restaurant
Fantasy sex partner:Hands down, Jessica Alba. Jessica, if you see this by chance, call me!!